kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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(Source: southernfratguy)

mako-symptoms:

this will always be funny

(Source: clubpenguindoneright)

(Source: psyducked)

celebstarlets:

4/13/14 - Jessica Alba, Zac Efron + Rita Ora backstage at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards in LA.

celebstarlets:

4/13/14 - Jessica Alba, Zac Efron + Rita Ora backstage at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards in LA.

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

grinderman2:

girl: come over bae

me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead

girl: i’m off my period

me: image

parents:honey, it's time for the sex talk
me:what do you wanna know

alexsteeles:

"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.

(Source: troncats)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch)

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER